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rafe garo • garrus vakarian

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(9) achievement unlocked: insanity [ Sep 22nd, 10
2:13 pm
]

Never Google your other half. It's not worth the mental scarring.

Where do people come up with this shit?

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(8) achievement unlocked: a house divided [ Jun 16th, 10
10:41 pm
]

In a work of technological genius, we've managed to hack the game our reincarnates hail from and turn them in to our own playable characters. Which is pretty fantastic.

Until I do something Kim doesn't like, and Garrus gets hit from behind with neural shock. I think she added a few twists of her own while I wasn't looking...

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(7) achivement unlocked: insanity [ May 28th, 10
10:52 pm
]

Imbéciles. Estúpido gilipollas de mierda. Usted debe quitar de la cabeza de su culo, ENTONCES unidad. Si no hubiera habido testigos, habría matado yo misma para golpear que Dent gigante en el lado de mi camión.

Long story short: some fucking douchebag in a Hummer careened through a red light and smashed his car to giant yellow bits. So now my truck is almost completely totaled, and I had to ride home in the tow truck with an overly chatty fat guy.

Hmph.

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(6) no achievement. just laughs. [ May 5th, 10
10:54 pm
]

For those of you who don't support our troops, just remember:

They're also free entertainment.

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(5) achievement unlocked: merciless [ Apr 25th, 10
12:00 am
]

If I was my own employee, I'd have to fire myself.

Then again, there's no way anyone could pay me to deal with a giant sack of dicks without tossing them out of the store.

Anyone who thinks they can get away with making snide comments while I'm trying to do them a favor should do themselves and society a favor and never enter a place of business again.

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(4) achievement unlocked: against all odds [ Apr 9th, 10
1:01 am
]

The shop is closing early Saturday.

I've got things to do.

Don't argue.

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(3) PRIVATE to Coral [ Apr 1st, 10
6:42 pm
]

( Coral )

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(2) Achievement Unlocked: Head Hunter [ Mar 18th, 10
8:07 pm
]

You'd think the raccoons would learn, after the fifth one went down for digging in our garbage. But no. Fuzzy little bastards make good target practice, but this is getting fucking ridiculous.

I'm going to start planting tech grenades. Nothing's gonna come out of that looking pretty.

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(1) Achievement Unlocked: Archangel [ Mar 7th, 10
7:01 pm
]

Looks like not much has changed since my last foray in to reincarnate journaling. Not much of a surprise there.

For those of you I didn't have the joy of meeting last time, I'm Rafe, reincarnate of Garrus Vakarian. If there's anyone else from Mass Effect, speak up now. We're always looking out for the rest of those crazy bastards. Chances are, though, you're off signing up for suicide missions or whatever it is that voice in your head is insisting you do now.

As for the rest of you, might as well say hello. Not like I've got any outstanding plans. Spring Break season has started, so I'll be damned if I leave the house. Hordes of geth have nothing on droves of drunk as fuck college students.

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ourtrueselves | Rafe Garo [ Mar 3rd, 10
4:41 am
]

( It's so much easier to see the world in black and white… )

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